D'internet

Jesus H.! The internet! A heavenly creation of the Holy Spirit or the devil's playground?! You decide, 'merica!

I'm 33. Yes, I've been on the internet. I have seen things. But. Butbutbut...I've never had access to a computer like I do now. Virtually unlimited. The internet, my friends...wow. Fucking, wow.

For example, the youtube. I put "teenage ass-shaking" in the youtube and it came up with something like 10,000 posted videos. Did you hear me, I'm just asking? 10,000!!!! So, now I'm afraid what will come up if I put in "nuns eating french fries," or "real dogs accepting or denying university student applications," or "evidence of the Patriots cheating." 'Cause you know what? That shit will be on there. I wrote before about this whole thing being like sort of a pandora's box. I was friggin right!
Jesus, I love you. And you look great today; did you get your hair done? I mean it.