The Very Good...
The yankees lost tonight.

The good...
Good day, I guess. Busy enough, as the Irish say. Waited on lots of attractive and friendly womens. Trained a girl today and I think I like her. Come to think of it, I trained another girl this week and I think I like her, too. Does this mean I like to train girls? Just saying...

The Bad...
I'm tired, Yo. And sweaty. Lots of cleaning still to do but I think I'm gonna watch the Sox, get drunk and eat pizza. I love you.