Soooo...the Myspace. You know I found ortiz's, manny's, francona's myspace pages? I began to question the integrity of the pages when I noticed that mike lowell's quote was something like ' WHT'S UP MY BITCHES AND NIGGAS". I thought "Is this really Mike Lowell?"
The Myspace. I found this girl Simone who I used to read online a hundred years ago. Complete with pictures. I never knew what she looked like.
A woman that I waited on at work thought I was so nice that she wants to fix me up with her sister. Don't she know I'm the big bad wolf. I mean shit. For real. I love you.